Welcome to The Lawless Bob Club! Official Fan Club for the Ministry Of Petty Offenses

What is the Lawless Bob Club?

If you've ever had the great fortune (or some might say, misfortune) to be in one of our stage shows, then you're already a member!  Joining the Lawless Bob Club is the best way to keep track of current happenings, event updates and general silliness in the MOPO world!

Whats in it for me?

You'll receive one of our much-in-demand GAUDY PROMOTIONAL PINS! If yer wearing a LBC pin, then you'll never have to worry about winding up in the pillory... it's your "get out of the stocks free" pass!  You'll also have your name listed below (if you like) along with a small photo (if you send us one) and a special title on our message boards.  As if that weren't enough, you'll even have the opportunity to volunteer to help MOPO when we are in desperate need of extra hands.  Who knows... it may be YOU running the pillory at the next faire!

How do I join? Ahhh... well all you need do is send us an email with all the pertanant info... your name (real or faire, we don't care) your email addy, (no, we won't share it, sell it or in any other way abuse it) where yer from (we need a street addy if you want a pin!) where ya found us... and bingo!  Yer a member!  No dues, no duties, no responsibilities of any kind!  You'll recieve periodic emails telling you where we are (or perhaps crying out for help) and what we're up to! Make sure you use "Lawless Bob Club" as your subject header, or it's entirely likely we won't open your email. Don't delay, join today! Oh, and be sure to stop by our Lawless Bob Club message board threads... here's a link!

The Lawless Bob Club Who's Who

Presiding President, Porkchop. (a.k.a. "The Big One") You'll never mistake the president of the Lawless Bob Club for anyone else... he's a giant among men (heck, he's a giant among giants!) Hailing from the great northern state of Minnisota, he's proof that the LBC could one day reach regional significance!

Pillory Master, Little John (a.k.a. "The Assassin") Filling in at the pillory for us on a very frequent basis, Little John is considered more than a Lawless Bob, he's one of our most trusted (or is that mis-trusted) associates.  When MOPO is on stage, you can be assured that Little John will keep an eye on the petty offenders for us!  He's also a member of the Royale Pirates of Tortuga!

Assistant Pillory Master, Sir William MacAuthur More than once have we been graced with the much appreciated assistance of Sir William.  Probably the most handsome Lawless Bob we've ever seen, Sir William is also the fight captain of The Royale Pirates of Tortuga!

Stunning Beauty, Contessa Josephina De La Cruz We admit it... she's prettier than all the rest of us combined... and tougher as well.  She's been helping us for quite some time now, and we love to have her around! (Not just because she's easy on the eyes... we need to borrow her flogger from time to time!)

Master Pin Dropper, Rowen Well, we suppose that on occasion we expect somebody to loose their club pin, and it just so happens Rowen was the first to admit to it.  All the same, this lass has all the piratey attitude you could ever hope for, and she's not afraid to use it either!

Lawless Bob the Faceless! Are you a faceless Bob? Send us a photo and we can fix that! Your name not here?  Send us an email and we can fix that too! Lady Rae Mad Jack Bloody Mary McGee More to come...